"Quote Un Quote"



"A witty saying proves nothing."
                                             
Voltaire

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. 
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. "
                                                                         
Clive James

"If A equals success, then the formula (for success) is A equals X plus Y and Z, 
with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut."
                                                                                
Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart...
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
    
                                                                                     Carl Jung

"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
                                                                                                                                         Mark Twain

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
                                                                                                                         
Thomas Alva Edison

"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, 
powerful muscles, but no personality."
                                                     Albert Einstein

"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." 
                                                 
James Joyce

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think." 
                                                                            
Socrates (470-399 B.C.) 

" One of the greatest pains for  human beings is the pain of a new idea."
                                                                          
lter Bagehot, Physics and Politics, 1879

"Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor."
                                         
M. Jackson Brown, Jr., A Hero In Every Heart

"If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and 
relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. "

                                                                                                Herodotus, 600BC 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,  and I'm not sure about the former."
                                                                                                                               Albert Einstein

"During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E. Stevenson 
"Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!"
Stevenson called back "That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!"

"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something."
                                                                                        Thomas A. Edison

"To succeed in life, it is not enough to be stupid,  you must also be well mannered."
                                                                                                                               Voltaire

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion 
that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."
                                                                                                                                    
Albert Einstein

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." 
So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
                                                                      
Stephen Wright

"Therefore those skilled at the unorthodox are infinite as heaven and earth, 
inexhaustible as the great rivers. When they come to an end, they begin again, 
like the days and months; they die and are reborn, like the four seasons."    
                                                                                              
Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of Unix, although they should 
have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement."

                                                                                 Hal Abelson, MIT job advertisement


"Nothing endures but change."
                                        
Heraclitus, 600 B.C.

"Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change."
                                                              
Confucius, 600 B.C.

"When you blame others, you give up your power to change."
                                                           
Dr. Robert Anthony

"To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often."
                                                              
Winston Churchill

"Change only takes place through action, not through meditation and prayer."
                                                                      the Dalai Lama

"If there is anything we wish to change in a child, we should first examine it
and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves."
                                                                                        
Carl Jung

"Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not."
                                                                     
Frank Zappa

"The used key is always bright."
                                                 
Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richards Almanac, July 1744

"An empty bag cannot stand upright"
                                                
Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richards Almanac, Jan. 1740

"A cat in gloves catches no mice."
                                                
Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richards Almanac, Feb. 17

"The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed,
 by all who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature."
                           
Benjamin Franklin, 1765, to the editor of a London newspaper,
                              intended to chaff the English for their ignorance of America.

"A man often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."
                                                                                           
Joan de Arc

"Fall not into the fire to avoid smoke."
                                                    
Turkish proverb

"A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 
'Yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble."
                                                                                
Mahatma Ghandi


"There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others."
                                                                                 
Niccolo Machiavelli

"A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth."

                                                                          Charles Darwin

"For your convenience, we recommend courteous efficient self-service."
                                                       
in an Hong Kong supermarket, S.P.I.C.E.

"If you want good service, serve yourself."
                                                     
  Spanish saying

"A service not asked for, neither God nor man is thankful for."
                                                                                      
Irish Proverb

"Start each day with a smile and get it over with."
                                                    
WC Fields

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. 
Second, let him have it.
                                                        
Sam Ewing

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
                                                                   
Mae West

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,'
 the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing 
reliable overnight delivery service. 
                                 
(Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp)

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be.
 Now put foundations under them."
                                                    Henry David Thoreau

"When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. 
So I did ten times more work."
                                         George Bernard Shaw

"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
                                                                                          Al Capone

"Give me the luxuries of life, and I will willingly do without the necessities."
                                                                                         
Frank Lloyd Wright, obit.

"An example from the monkey: The higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind."
                                                                                                              
Saint Bonaventure

"Computers are worthless. They can only give you answers."
                                                                                 Pablo Picasso

"Men work together, whether they work together or apart."
                                                                                    Robert Frost

"Your work is to discover your world and then, with all your heart, give yourself to it."
                                                                                                                              Buddha

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one"
                                      
Abbot Joseph Liebling, New Yorker magazine, 1960

"For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; 
the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation."
                                                                                                                      
Rainer Maria Rilke

"There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that 
a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. "
                                                                          
Eva Hoffman, Exit into History 

"The Universe has an incredibly sadistic sense of humor.
 And I, for one, enjoy watching the poor fools who just don't get the joke. "
                                                                                   
Lynn Marshall

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
                                                                        
Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

"Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. 
And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
                                                                                                             Alfred Hitchcock

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when 
every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
                                                                                                                                  
R. Serling

"This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, 
so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running, so hard to keep secure. 
Windows 95 is a great gift to give your kid this Christmas because it will keep
 your kid fascinated for months trying to get it up and running 
and trying to figure out how to use it."
                                                     
Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, 
and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines 
in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are 
far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
                                                                                                 New York Times, November 26, 1991

"Windows 95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
 written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
                                                                              (contributed by Marcel Wolf)

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some 
turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."

"Only a person who risks is free. The pessimist complains about the wind; 
the optimist expects it to change; and the realist adjusts the sails."
                                                                      William Arthur Ward, Risk

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking... 
The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. 
If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker
." 
                                                                              Albert Einstien.

"God bless us everyone!" said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
                                                               Charles Dickens,  A Christmas Carol

"For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong."
                                                                                                         Henry Louis Mencken

"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
                                                                                   George Jean Nathan

"One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake 
while the votes were being counted."
                                                      Thomas B. Reed

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
                                                                            W. C. Fields

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."

"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, 
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process."
                                                                            
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. 
It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them." 

                                                                                                            - Lily Tomlin

"Press on; nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; 
nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded 
genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. 
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
                                                                          
Calvin Coolidge

The longer the letter, the less chance of its being read.
                                                                                         
Forde's Third Law:

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
                                                                                                                Blaise Pascal

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
                                                                                         
Mark Twain

Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept 
it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing,
 then reach out and give it away.

                                               Kent Nurburn   Letters To My Son, Falling In Love, 

"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...
 than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
 because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
                                                                             Theodore Roosevelt

"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; 
for the hardest victory is the victory over self."
                                                                         
Aristotle

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. 
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
                                                                     
Abraham Lincoln

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock."
                                                                                                         
Will Rogers

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, 
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
                                                                
Groucho Marx

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the 
size of the fight in the dog that matters."
                                                                 
Archie Griffen

"Don't keep a dog and bark yourself."
                                                              English Proverb

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. 
But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're 
the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
                                                            
  President Warren G. Harding

There's no doubt that I've deserved my enemies, but I don't think I've deserved my friends.
                        
                                                                                                      Walt Whitman

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
                       
                                                                                  Mark Twain

Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
                      
                                                                                               George Santayana

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
                                                    
Albert Camus

A true friend stabs you in the front.
                                               
Oscar Wilde

Hardware is the part of a computer that can be kicked, 
if all you can do is swear at it, then it must be software.
                                                                                
Anon.

Remember, even a kick in the ass is a step forward.
                                                                              
Willie Heath

Strange as it seems, my life is based on a true story.
                                                                        
Ashleigh Brilliant

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
                                                                                                  
Colette

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
                                                                                          
Jean de la Bruyère

We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, 
soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
                                                                    
Dana Gould

It is not true that life is one damn thing after another - 
It's one damn thing over and over.
                                                          
Edna St. Vincent Millay

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift
 of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."
                                                                                                          
Albert Einstien
    

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
                                                                                                 
   Beverly Sills

Doom should be an olympic sport.
                                               
Dave Goldberger

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"A man often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."
                                                                          Joan de Arc

"Fall not into the fire to avoid smoke."
                                                         
Turkish proverb

"A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'Yes' merely uttered to
 please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." 

"There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others."
                                                                                  Niccolo Machiavelli

"For your convenience, we recommend courteous efficient self-service."
                                                       
in an Hong Kong supermarket, S.P.I.C.E.

"If you want good service, serve yourself."

"A service not asked for, neither God nor man is thankful for."
                                                                                          
Irish Proverb

"Start each day with a smile and get it over with."
                                                    
WC Fields

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. 
Second, let him have it.
                                                        
Sam Ewing

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,'
 the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. 
                                 
(Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp)

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. 
Now put foundations under them."
                                            Henry David Thoreau

"When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. 
So I did ten times more work."
                                    George Bernard Shaw

"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
                                                                                             Al Capone

"For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
 the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation."

                                                             Rainer Maria Rilke

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. 
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. "
                                                                                   
Clive James

"There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being 
is ticking inside a strange face. "
                                               
Eva Hoffman, Exit into History 

"The Universe has an incredibly sadistic sense of humor. And I, for one, enjoy 
watching the poor fools who just don't get the joke. "
                                                                                   
Lynn Marshall

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"

                                Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

"Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. 
And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
                                                                                                         Alfred Hitchcock

                                                                       

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing 
when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
                                           R. Serling

"Youth looks forward but age looks back."
                                                         
English Proverb

"For youth, the length of a summer evening is inversely proportionate 
to the number of children playing in the block."
                                                                 
Tarne's Truism

"It is the privilege of adults to give advice. It is the privilege of youth not to listen. 
Both avail themselves of their privileges and the world rocks along."
                                                                                                       
D. Sutten

"God made the world and He saw that it was good. 
Not fair. Not happy. Not perfect. Good."
                                               
Mary Doria Russell  Children of God

  1. When a distinguished, but elderly scientist states that something is possible, 
    he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, 
    he is very probably wrong.

  2. The only way to discover the limits of the possible 
    is to look beyond them into the impossible.

  3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
      
                                                                           Arthur C. Clarke, Clarke's Laws

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't 
do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. 
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover."
                                                                                               Mark Twain

Deeds cannot dream what dreams can do.  
                                                          E.E. Cummings

"The application finished with the following error: 
The operation was completed successfully."
                                                          Microsoft Exchange

"No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who 
are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth."

                                                                   Robert Southey

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the 
bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

                                                                      Dennis Wholey

"A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
                                                                                                                           Oscar Wilde

"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.  
Try to be better than yourself."
                                     William Faulkner

"One is not idle because one is absorbed. There is both visible and invisible labor. 
To contemplate is to toil. To think is to do."
                                                             
Victor Hugo

"I know you understand what you think I said, 
but I'm not sure that you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
                                                                                                      Richard Nixon

"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."
                                                                                                                          William James

"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
                                                                                        Bertrand Russell

"What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic Park? One is a theme park full of 
ancient mechanical monsters that scare its customers; the other is a movie."
                                                                                                    Enterprise Systems Journal
                                                                                                             

 "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
                                                            Ken Olson, President of World Future Society Convention, 1977

 "Insofar as the laws of mathematics are certain, they do not refer to reality; 
and insofar as they refer to reality, they are not certain."
                                                                                          Albert Einstein

"You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting 
a bon-fire under her deck... I have no time for such nonsense"
                                                 
Napoleon, commenting on Fulton's Steamship

"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
                                                              
Tom Clancy, Larry King Live, CNN

"Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce
 happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. 
Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one."
                                                                
Benjamin Franklin

"The most effective way to achieve right relations with any living thing is to look for 
the best in it, and then help that best into the fullest expression."

                                                         
Allen J. Boone American Author

"Human felicity is produced not so much by great pieces of good fortune 
that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day."

                                                 Benjamin Franklin, The Autobiography

"It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. 
It is the customer who pays the wages." 
                                                        
Henry Ford

"We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it." 
                                                                                  Abraham Linclon

"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
                                                                                                                             E. W. Dijkstra:

"Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball."
                                                                                                                             -- Billie Jean King

"The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion
 which stands at the cradle of true art and true science."
                                           
Albert Einstein, The World as I See It, 1934

"Only by unlearning comes Wisdom"
                            
James Russell Lowell, The Parting of the Ways, 1849

"In this world, you must be a bit too kind in order to be kind enough."
                                
Pierre Carlet de Chamblain de Marivaux 1688-1763

" In order to succeed, you must know what you are doing, like what you are doing, 
and believe in what you are doing."
                                              
                   Will Rogers

"I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow."
                                                                                 
Woodrow Wilson

Modesty is the art of encouraging other people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are.
                                                                                                                                                    
Anon.

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, 
but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
                                                                                   
Alvin Toffler

"If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, 
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year 
killing everyone inside."
                                                                       
Robert Cringely/InfoWorld

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. 
That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
                                                   
                                                                                                                Nathaniel Borenstein

"And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud, was more painful 
than the risk it took to blossom."
 
                                                                                    Anais Nin (1903-1977)

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone."

"Ca plus c'est change, ca plus ca c'est le maime chose"
"The more things change, the more they remain the same."

"A society willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserves neither."
                                                                                       Thomas Jefferson

"There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an 
east wind is to put on your overcoat."
                          
James Russell Lowell, Democracy and Other Addresses, 1887

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in 
trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
                                      
George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, 1903

"You're either part of the solution, or part of the problem."
                                                                     
Eldridge Cleaver, Speech, 1968

I believe 'credibility' is one of the biggest issues yet to be addressed by Internet advertisers.
                                                                                                                      
Jeff I. Richards

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
                                                                                               
John Perry Barlow

I don't care if people think I'm a dumb blonde or stupid or an overage actress
or over the hill. I'm gonna have a very successful Internet company,
and I'm gonna have 100 million in the bank
and I don't give a sh- what anybody thinks.
                                                                                   
Melanie Griffith

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
                                                                                                   
    Arthur Bloch

Men despise great projects when they do not feel themselves
capable of great successes.
                                                       
 Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues (1715 - 1747)

Young men are fitter to invent than to judge,
fitter for execution than for counsel, and fitter for new projects than for settled business.
                                                                              
 Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us we'd be millionaires.
                                                                          
               Abigail Van Baren

It's pretty obvious that if there's anything the good ol' U.S. of A. excels at, it's selling
and marketing all the crap this country produces. If so